Size Zero Coppers?

This news item caught my attention today... Students show Met uniform designs

Hmm... now this is probably just my completely warped and twisted funny bone speaking (and lets face it, my sense of humour of somewhat round the 'U' bend at best), but a college of fashion designing a coppers' uniform? heh. I can see it now... the next job adverts for the met will note: "Only applications from Size Zero persons who can mince down a catwalk will be entertained"!