A personal message...

This goes out to the driver of a black BMW, index V174KVP, who not ten minutes ago, overtook me on the zigzag markings of a pelican crossing, uphill, on the wrong side of the road, into the face of a downhill-travelling bus coming the other way.

Matey, next time you want to try becoming crunchy salsa, do it on someone elses' time, eh? Forgetting that it's totally illegal to overtake on Pelican Crossing zigzag markings, you tried to commit suicide by bus - a remarkably selfish way of offing yourself.

Be considerate next time: why not drive off a cliff, instead?