A picture worth a thousand words...

...but I'll comment anyhow.

What a blindingly self-important and totally ignorant dullard. Thanks, matey, you just blocked the road.

Muppit.

Problem is, he's not alone. There are loads of gormeless half-witted peanut-brained cretins out there who only think of getting one car length, or a bus lenth ahead of the car or bus in front.

So, we come back to my contention that the only people that shold be permitted to drive are those who drive professionally for a living.

It's cheers up the Green lobby, infuriate the motoring organisations, and give a certain telly personality whose initials are JC an apoplexy

Y'know, that's the best reason of all, come to think of it - come on let's do it!