It's a shame...

...that we're not allowed to do certain things at work...

It's been one of those days, and my sarcasm senses are vibrating away on 'Full'... best you run for cover...!

Were we allowed, I'd probably be about ready to stick a sign up in the window of my cab, facing boarding passengers, that said the following:

Like I said, it's a shame we can't stick up notices like this, but then company lawyers are pretty notorious for having their senses of humour removed by a blunt and rusty melon baller...!